The F.A.M.I.L.Y (Funny A** Massive Idiotic Loving Youngsters)

One of the funniest things 

That this trip has portrayed

Is the creativity of students 

And their weird habits and games

So on one fateful night 

In some kid’s hotel room

A family dynamic was created

And it would include…….

The man who teaches would be the granddad

With his wisdom in Spanish and Beard of Gold

Is united with his TA who does not speak english

through an interracial marriage proposal.

The groom being from Korea and slick black hair 

With a distant sister from Canada too

Asks for the hand of a Mexican beauty queen

Who is very fond of the fanny pack fashion scoop

Yet this Mexican has two brothers

Whom are two very different characters

One loves books governors

And the other just tries to look better

Now here is the part 

Where it gets tricky

Because the bride and groom 

Get a little busy

And end up with 

not just one or two 

But 9 interesting

Koreaxican minis.

The oldest is a Middle eastern photographer 

whom all his siblings adore

He has the wisdom of a sea lion and eyes of a tiger

Yet I am not sure what he uses those attributes for :/

The second to come is an amazing girl

Whose name does not rhyme with cat

And she has grown attached to her book loving Uncle 

And you can guess her personality from that.

A couple of years later another koreaxican is born

Who loves the color pink

Such the trendsetter she is, and minds her own bizz

But loves to make fun of…. me -_-

(Then you have this situation of the groom 

Spending too much time with an uncle

Who convinces him to go on a business trip

Which in reality consisted of a brothel.)

The groom returns to his Mexican queen

With a present at his side

But this was not just an ordinary gift

It was just kind of a very tall child.

And after him 

For they tried again with very very little luck

Because what they came up with

Was a cool child who hung with the crazy uncle too much.

After much yelling and a make-up session

Something crazy came to be

A son was born who loved skateboards

And doing illegal things

So at last they grew tired 

And decided to stop

But the Mexican queen 

Decided to adopt

She adopted a child 

And he was disappointed to see

That every new sibling that he now had

Did not make higher than a 3.3

Alas after years of managing kids 

5 born, 1 bastard and 1 adopt

The couple decided that

It would be best to even this odd number up.

So what did they do 

Well you could guess

And to their surprise

They succeeded 

But they did not just have one child coming

There was a pair that they had to meet

For one was a timid shy ole fellow

And the other was the bubbly me ;)